Aries (March 21 – April 19): Today, your boundless energy will lead you to start six new projects, forget about three, and finish half of one. Embrace your chaos—it’s your superpower. Avoid caffeine; you’re already fast enough.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20): Comfort is key, Taurus, but don’t let your search for the perfect throw blanket prevent you from tackling the to-do list piling up. Also, stop shopping online—yes, even for “self-care.”
Gemini (May 21 – June 20): You’re feeling extra chatty, Gemini, and everyone’s getting a front-row seat to your one-person talk show. Just remember: listening is important too. Ask someone a question, then actually wait for their answer.
Cancer (June 21 – July 22): Your emotions are tidal waves today, Cancer. Lean into the drama, but try not to cry over spilled oat milk. Call a friend for a pep talk—they’ll remind you that not everything is that deep.
Leo (July 23 – August 22): You’re in the spotlight today, Leo, and you love it! Whether it’s a meeting, a party, or just grocery shopping, you’ll make it an event. Just don’t hog all the attention—share the stage.
Virgo (August 23 – September 22): Your to-do list is a mile long, and guess what? It’s still growing. Accept imperfection today, Virgo; it’s okay if your pantry doesn’t look like it belongs on Pinterest.
Libra (September 23 – October 22): Decisions, decisions, Libra! Whether it’s picking a dinner spot or choosing a Netflix show, you’re stuck. Just flip a coin and move on—your balance can’t be that off.
Scorpio (October 23 – November 21): Your mysterious vibes are off the charts today, Scorpio. People are drawn to you like moths to a flame, but don’t set anyone on fire with your intensity. Share a secret—but a small one.
Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21): Adventure calls, Sagittarius, but maybe hold off on booking that last-minute flight to Iceland. Try something local instead—like finally trying that weird café down the street.
Capricorn (December 22 – January 19): You’re on a productivity high, Capricorn, but don’t turn into a workaholic robot. Take a break, eat a snack, and remind yourself you’re human. Your spreadsheets will survive without you for an hour.
Aquarius (January 20 – February 18): Your brain is full of wild ideas today, Aquarius, and at least one of them might actually work. Share it with a friend, but prepare for their raised eyebrow. Keep dreaming—you’re onto something.
Pisces (February 19 – March 20): Your dreamy vibes are dialed up, Pisces, and you might drift off mid-conversation. Stay grounded by doodling or journaling. Just don’t forget to set an alarm—you still have responsibilities, dreamer.
